Lyrics and Notes


That’s right, you heard the man. Surrender and rejoice! You have no other choice!!!

Everyone In Love With the Wrong Person           Margolis, Rosler
                 
excuse me one and all here at this lovely gathering
I return to you from years of work in solitude
so many faces I remember from some years ago
I stand here once again
and bring you urgent news my friends
 
remember when I propped this soapbox  up
and said "Beware!"
"All you lovers must now
must heed my warning very well!
from observing couples in the past and presently
I see that over sweet mankind
someone has cast this wicked spell"
 
 everyone in love with the wrong person
 everyone in love with the wrong person
 surrender and rejoice, you have no other choice, so
 everyone in love with the wrong person
 truth go marching on
 
that day I cast an incantation
that reversed the spell
so one and all were free to find that perfect one
I left you all here changing partners joyfully
but what I see here now quite frankly
has me really stunned with
 
(Chorus)
 
now I find this news both maddening
and yet liberating
there’s no winning now
we’ve all been cast as fools
I say we all give up at once!
now let’s all have faith at once!
and dance! play ball!
and everyone into the pool
 
(Chorus)
 
along my travels
I once met an ancient mystic
spouting drunken ramblings
but to one phrase he did stick
he cried "I would never waste a minute
on a hopeless cause!"
but one hundred years had passed
from the last time he was kissed, now
 
(Chorus)
 
 
Arranged by John Margolis
(with Don Rosler) and Ted Kuhn
featuring the Larned Kansas Town Crier Orchestra, samplers conducted
by Maestro Ted Kuhn at DHMA, NY
John Margolis – vocals, piano & keyboards
Guest accordianist – Bob Telson
Rosie Lanziero – edamame,
dumplings & shish kabobs
"Where’s Rich Choir": Rosie Lanziero,
Coco McPherson & Harrison Hogan,
Mark Lambert & Susana Ribeiro,
Bernadette Quigley & Don Rosler
& the missing Rich Micol
Recorded at Irving’s Place
and Pawnee Rock
Premix by Ben Zebelman at DHMA, NY
Final mix by Tim Leitner